We're looking for people who are willing to become voice actors for Angry Birds-movie
We use a speech analysator that is supposed to separate the wheat from the chaff.
And only the one who performs perfectly can give their voice to the angry little rascals
In reality our machine is based on "freshman under the table" who decides what the audited people actually say
In other words: No one will pass the test with honour
Hello
- Do you want to participate in making of a movie? - Er
We have here a small audition
It takes only few minutes if even that.
What do we have to do?
So, Angry Birds - the Movie.
So, well, we're trying to make the birds and pigs sound as authentic as possible.
And, well, that is, logical in a way that they follow certain rules.
And then we ask the voice actors..we have a speech analysator on a computer that is under the table
And with that we try to get something done.
- Okay - Alright
So if you try first, and then you next
Of course we're trying if we can get it to this
Alright, so that you can..I can first try to make this ready.
- Chirp - [ready]
Alright, you can continue from that
What do I say?
There's the line. There's the first line, and you can continue from what's inside the brackets.
- Do I say chirp? - With your best pronunciation
Do I try to be a bird?
Do try. There's pig-lines later
Ah, okay
Chir-tri trii, chirp
[The slingshot has been drawn, sir]
Tri-trii tri-trii
[This means fail]
That's definitely one of the best performances we've had today
You've had pretty bad performers.
KRAAAH
[Here I come]
Then here is..Is this pig next?
Yeah, now you can start grunting
With proper throat voice
[Hah hah]
[Operation Eggsteal is intoxicated]
Aww, you had a small fail there now.
Intoxicated?
Hello, have you heard about the Angry Birds game?
We can't play because we're so drunk.
It's okay, intoxication is a good thing.
Do you want to try again?
I don't know
Um, is it possible to try again?
Yeah, feel free to try again. Just say the seventh line again
[Operation Eggsteal is in progress]
[Everything we've built is collapsing]
So now we're trying to get the birds sound as genuine as possible
so that they follow some sort of logic, we have a mic you can make bird noises to
and then we'll see what comes back as a reply.
It'll also appear on the screen
Yeah, right, and low voiced like me trying...
There's lines for pigs, too. You can do the grunting.
- Please - Me? Why me?
[Ready]
Try the next one, then.
[The slingshot has been drawn, sir]
[This means fail]
[Here I come]
[Save the eggs]
[Operation Eggsteal is intoxicated]
[Fry, pigs]
That didn't really go well
No, it didn't
We have a speech-to-text-system we use to make the noise we make for the movie as good..logical as possible.
And there's a chance to get into the movie
So, there you go
So I say this first?
[Ready]
Let's try what my speech analysator...
[This means fail]
Yeah, it didn't really go right. Do you want to try again?
Nah, this goes so under the bar I don't want more.
- No, it doesn't matter. - No, no, I'm leaving
Hey, could you wait for a moment
Have you ever heard of teekkaripranks?
- What? - Teekkaripranks
- Well, yeah. - [I have participated in TiTe's freshmanprank 2011]
- Our speech analyzer - Yeah, seems so
Have you ever heard of teekkaripranks?
Alright, that was seriously the most amazing performance we've had
And here you can see our speech analyzer
But hey, have some candy
I don't eat candy
And a small memento, you get diplomas.
Thank you a lot, you were magnificient
Thank you a lot, and..and and..
You can probably find the video clip we manage to make on Youtube next week if you want to go look for it
Must go to dig around